How could it have been this long?

So recently I have decided that I would like to get back into blogging. Why? Because I honestly feel like I have some things to say, and perhaps some understanding to convey. So I signed back in and discovered two very shocking things: it has been over a year since I last posted, and I only posted two blogs in the first place. One of them, I deleted.

So if there is anyone reading this, please let me know what you would like to hear about. I am also toying with the idea of starting more than one thread because I am starting to get immersed into more issues and would love to write about them. shanetrinityjade@yahoo.com.

Peace, love, and complete wonder.
Shane

Synchronized Sleeping... OR...

TOO MUCH ASS!

I would like to preface this blog by saying that my girlfriend has a huge ass!

Over time I have realized that her ass just takes up more and more of the bed, and it is even more fun when my cat also decides to try and take over my pillow; at least four nights a week I wake up at 2am contorted into a position that I don’t think a human being was ever meant to sleep in.

It makes me wonder why it is that I put up with it. Who would subject themselves to that kind of torture? For a while I thought it was my insomnia coming back, but then I realized that it was simply too much ass!

My girlfriend started blogging due to an amazing lack of intelligence in the lesbian community. We have realized that there are a lot of butch haters out there, and when the femmes aren’t degrading butches or their relationships with each other, they are asking things like “why do lesbians need to cut their nails?” Will our community ever go anywhere without someone educating these morons? No. So sit back and I will do what I can to educate you, and if you’re not willing I would like to point out that I have no problems with strapping a bitch down.

A big issue that comes up is the dynamic that two butch lesbians have in a relationship. So many people (femmes especially) wonder how we play into the gender roles that are forced upon us by average society. My question is: why does it matter?!?! If we want to be picky then a relationship between two femmes should be examined under a microscope as well. Please, tell me which one of YOU takes out the trash and which one of YOU cooks the dinner. So many people ask these questions and I ask them: “why does it matter?” If we love each other and want to be together, really, it’s none of your business, but since most of you like to go there, I will.

So right now, my point comes down to sleeping together. To me it seems like everyone has to fight over whose ass takes over more of the bed. Or am I wrong? Do two femmes together have the amazing talents of synchronized sleeping? Do they spoon or fork in perfection? I say no, but that’s just my perspective.

I will be receptive to ideas for new topics or feedback at shanetrinityjade@yahoo.com. I will consider anything that comes in whether it be about relationships or otherwise.

Peace, love, and ass-conquering.

This is Shane, signing off.